What do I make of a flickr user who only favorites pictures of girls with pigtails, pregnant women, and killer whales? is.gd/2nlu

My kid only has to wait 3 minutes to see what happens in Return of the Jedi. I had to wait 3 years, and 9 hours in line.

How much of a tool do you need to be to change your name to Ocho Cinco?

Important safety tip: Never eat white Jelly Bellies. Best case is it's coconut, and it just goes downhill from there.

"Microsoft to copy Apple Genius strategy with Microsoft Gurus" - I'd make a joke but I wonder if they're hiring yet.

No one should be surprised that the Seinfeld/Gates Microsoft commercial isn't funny after seeing those special NBC promos for Bee Movie.

Had lunch with an old high school buddy, Morgan. Emphasis on "old" as the topic of prostates came up at least once.

RIP Bill Melendez

Ariel's Beginning: Ariel meets Bambi and Footloose.

Shoulder tape is the new Breathe Right strip. Soon every weekend warrior will be wearing them.