Patrick: "What does claustrophobic mean?" Spongebob: "It means you're afraid of Santa Claus!!!"
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
When a dentist has his/her fingers in your mouth, you have the biggest urge to bite them.
Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" ...Your mind = Blown.
Brunette:" Look its a dead bird!" *blonde looks up into the sky* "where?"
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep