just killed a bug. planning on leaving its corpse on display so that other bugs dont get any funny ideas

walked my dog half a block and he already started overheating this mf would NOT be able to run modded minecraft with shaders

shrimps is bugs...

nooooo dont open the airlock im not done decompressing....

the four lokos of the apocalypse: war, famine, death, and blue raspberry

had a dream that i was trying to flirt with someone and my go to pickup line was "so have you heard of plurk" and i'm really reevaluating my life rn

slithering around

hot girl summer starts now, pic related

literally what the fuck guys

everyday they hold me at gunpoint until i plurk