super bummed that Katherine Heigl may be getting killed off on Grey's Anatomy.

to rename Saturday to Caturday.

thinking that a song from The Carpenters needs to be his next karaoke hit.

that his neighbors leave their wireless network wide open with a directory of bj porn accessible.

a little ill from the marmite and vanilla ice cream milk shake he had for dinner.

he needs to practice his jazz hands and spirit fingers.

thinking that show tunes are the new black.

listening to the soundtrack from buffy the vampire slayer.

wondering how long until red sox fans start mumbling about the curse of the bambino again

despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage