OH MY GAWD DID YOU HEAR MICHAEL JACKSON DIED??!?!?! (sarcasm)

HAHAHA! my karma is so low.

woah haven't been on here in awhile

David. LAWL!

all dayy today was a "laugh out loud moment". =D

mmm sexy old lady please. www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/...

i'm so in the mood for pancakes

90 cases of Swine Flu & everyone wants to wear a mask. Over 90 million cases of AIDS & no one wants to wear a condom.

someone play me in checkers RIGHT NOW! (SN-reeroxs)

oh snap! an invisible car! www.telegraph.co.uk/news...