I have seen the future of entertainment and it lasts only five seconds

Cheney confesses his love for Limbaugh

eating a banana for lunch and has plurked it in order to karma whore.

spent twelve hours restoring his kid's computer from virus land.

cleaning a virus off my kid's computer. I feel sullied and unclean.

an impromptu sing-along

a fascinating site reached by misspelling "plurk"

if you had a machine to embed something in a Lucite (perspex for the Brits) cubic paperweight, what would you embed?

more verbs in plurks. Where are the "opines" and "dreads", "wallows", "iz", "believes", "considers" and even "plurks"?

my cat didn't think my left calf was a fun toy this morning and contemplates leg gnawing in retaliation although the irony would be lost