Yes, I know, India is the leader ofbusiness-processing sector, but god helps me, I am really trying to understand what they are saying here

三星用寶特瓶做手機　全球首款太陽能充電手機Blue Earth還好不是太陽能充電的手電筒...

WWW發明人承認//的確畫蛇添足

我為什麼老是被當成韓國人（吼）.....

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小小說／鬧鬼

一聽到巴哈，身體就會想起以前練舞的往事。批腿、下腰、穿硬鞋....還有不論我多麼喜歡跳舞，終究沒有半點那些長髮飄飄，下巴總是抬得很高的舞蹈班女生的樣子

剛經過辦公室旁的教堂時，迎面而來一個穿的很痞，高高的年輕男生。我們擦身而過的剎那，他突然伸手把一個不知道什麼東西，放到了教堂外欄柱的頂端。我下意識回頭一看，是一個錫箔袋，很飽滿，所以不會是空的垃圾。然後欄柱下方有個年青女生在徘徊...所以他們是在買賣大麻嗎？

but when they do make sense, they could be so boring the readers just want to tear the whole thing apart into millions of pieces.

The thing about investment commentary, when they try to be humorous or creative, they don't make sense.