Wife: 'This steak tastes like a campfire'

At a restaurant and an elephant won't stop staring at me.

Kevin Honeycutt in the house.

Wondering what would a math lesson look like if Ira Glass produced it.

someone to invent something in plurk called a plurkkup... it's the plurk version of a hiccup- not sure what it would be, just like the name

3rd year teaching AP Calc and worst avg score- frustrating. I need to improve HW accountability, test prep, & elusive intrinsic-motivation.

what are you reading?

I've been fascinated with pawpaws recently.

anyone know what's happening in kansas city the next few nights? (looking for ideas for the in-laws)

5yo nephew is telling me me his career aspirations. He is torn between being president or ice cream truck driver.