Good Morning.

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

If we magnified our successes as much as we magnify our disappointments, we’d all be much happier.

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke

Ways to save money
1. Stop enjoying life

be the person your dog thinks you are.

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

every relationship ive ever been in has only worked because im the international beyblade champion