We damaged the big knife during that whole 4loko thing and I had to throw it away...and now I cannot eat the coconuts or the durians
...and then Santa almost ran me over. In a boat.
It is 5 am, A and B. Uninvite me from Xmas dinner after 8 next time will ya?
Just a heads up guys, I don't have internet really. There might be a hiat in my future.
...and then there was a car wreck like 4 yards away from me
/finally gets let out with the other puppies!
/feels something inside of me has changed