Prospective employer after listening to my voicemail (me singing like a dork) "...this Akamari from ----. Uuuuuh...."

HEY GUYS I NEED YOUR FAVORITE THINGS:

My high school diploma is in the wrong name and that makes me hate everyone,

You think it's bad to eat something an ant has been eating? Like, how gross are they really?

Pfft I kind of love this game. Threads right now:

One of the neighbor kids is named Pono. So his dad is out there all the time going "Pono? Pono? Pono are you deaf?!"

Pffft I love my baby bro....when I don't hate him. /spamspamspam sorry plurklist

Ugh I should really go do something with my day...but then I would have to leave my nice cozy bed

Moving again at the end of January, and I thought maybe some if you guys might like my books?

Pops called like 6 times today while I was sleeping in and being fevery. Apparently I kept trying to snooze button him and going "fuck off"