@montewelk
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male Portland, OR, United States
montewelk is
16 years ago
the saintly liquid between a wino's toes.
montewelk is
16 years ago 2
enjoying his own aroma
montewelk is
16 years ago 1
deathly afraid of chris 'the strangler' sicilia.
montewelk is
16 years ago 3
hosing down the hostages.
montewelk is
16 years ago 4
advocating suicide for weaklings and fools
montewelk is
16 years ago 6
writing a novel involving dental chair parts. title: dental chair part paint preparation requires more skill than most would think. boffo
montewelk is
16 years ago
annoyed by cheezburger who crashes my computer. cheezburger is vile.
montewelk is
16 years ago
beautiful by the light of highway flares.
montewelk is
16 years ago
coated with valvoline and wood chips.
montewelk is
16 years ago 8
the only heterosexual metal polisher in the world.