How touching: a homeless girl gave her homeless mom a rose. The mom cried and hugged her. I was too shy to take a picture.

Pandas lose interest in sex once in captivity, leading scientists to try extreme methods such as showing them porn or giving them viagra.

Taxes:Filled top of TP-1.D.P-V.In bottom,saw "Individuals without spouse".In top,saw "Individuals with spouse".Screamed "fuck" 3 to 5 times.

Someone should mix video of tinyurl.com/5d3w9t with audio of and/or vice versa?

If it weren't for the $150 fee, I'd register "shes.so.com.ly", "video.game.med.ly", "lets.have.an.org.ly" and "sitting.here.id.ly".

Left4Dead is free for one day today. If you need some tips, see tinyurl.com/deyc5q

Genius inspiration:add "hot girls" to image searches which may yield unwanted masculinity:"hot girls jort", "hot girls beard". Always works.

I'm too scared to google what a "jort" is.

Slightly tasteless, but amusing: "A black man will be President when pigs fly." Well, we're 100 days in, and lo and behold: swine flu.

3 days after our "making the band", we're confirmed for otakuthon with another potential show a couple months earlier. Music never stops.