forgot how goddamn useless plurk is.

Had a dream that a horrifying alien called Biggledorf Cumberwaffle promised to heal all my wounds in a day. These drugs are amazing.

Karen brought me lunch to spare me hospital food. How did I get this lucky?

Had a dream Foggy kissed me this morning. I'll never learn.

Slipping in and out. These painkillers are good.

Hazy from painkillers but I think Kamala has been crying on me. It's not your fault kiddo. Just a bad night.

Dislocated shoulder. Three broken ribs. Cracked clavicle. 28 stitches. Fractured tibia.
Still alive and kicking you bastards.

I don't do sports much but listening to a baseball game is relaxing.

If one more person runs up to me just to whisper "beg" I will lose it

People are asking me about a trailer. Guys, I have something I need to tell you