AND NOW IT TURNS OFF JESUS CHRIST I ALREADY GAVE UP

I HEREBY NAME MY COMPUTER BIG BOSS. Why, because it's a coma-puter. Horrible puns born of frustration with technology, here goes.

"Spend 120 Minutes Trying to Turn on Your Computer, Fail, Borrow a Laptop and Cry: An Autobiographical Long Film by Oude"

"IF OUDE HAD FACEBOOK: THE PLURK" - cherrytruck (100% ACCURATE I FEAR.)

couldn't even get on plurk all day because assignments. Wish I could join all the MGS discussions right now but alas, sleep.

officially hooked on Hawaii Five-0 now, WTF?! Freaking season 1 finale/season 2 start was EPIC. (Also many MGS-like moments, such as [spoiler] PUBLIC TOILET SELF-SURGERY THAT IS BB-GRADE BATSHIT RIGHT THERE.)

HAHAHA OMG THIS PRANK "METRO" STYLE IS BEAUTIFUL XD

hey I have an April Fools' joke for my location: "IT'S STOPPED SNOWING!!!"

but at least I had the good sense to hack their emails for blackmail material while I was stuck there, w00t!

"SAVE FREQUENTLY AND REGRET IT: THE GAME"