Popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $2. watching your friends bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.

If you have a homing pigeon and you let it go, if it doesn't come back it's because it was just a regular pigeon.

Ayeja - I'm Stronger

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I don’t want to say I am a pessimist, but for lent I am giving up hope.

If your manhood has become a bit green, floppy and scaly. you could be suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

Knowing sign language is a handy skill when it comes to identifying schizophrenics at famous people's funerals.

Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses is one heck of a salesman....

You got to razzle
You gotta shine
You've got to move that major groove right up in the line.

あなたは、水に馬を導くことができますが、私はむしろ酒屋にそれに乗ると思います。