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Happy Valentine's Day!

Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be the longest & most delicious form of suicide ever!

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, You know you've either done something very right or something very wrong

Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?

Mornings probably wouldn't be so bad if they didn't always catch me in the middle of a dead sleep

I never thought I would be one of those people to get into eating healthy and working out everyday. I was right

Dear girls who say they want to date a vampire, AIDS is spread through blood too. Sincerely, maybe you should reconsider...

Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma

Some things are best kept between you and the neighbors. Like a fence, for example.