whoa gay plurk creatures

I FORGOT TO SHOW THE SCROTES I SAW YESTERDAY HERE THEY ARE

roblox removed my giant toad avatar item im so mad

KISSING?!

what do i show him?

Sorry to Harry Potter post. im thinking abt the fucking. canon “they used to shit in their pants and magic it away”
imagine being some fresh muggle born wizard entering the wizarding world for the first time and everyone around you is just fucking shitting themselves where they stand

look how different their pouches are

unserious animals

sobbing.
this happens every time i try to book a vet appointment
"oh no sorry the person who deals with frogs has left"