[Reptile Life] One of my snakes has decided to get comfy in my shirt and on my ponytail. So glad he’s comfy. lol

You know, I hate getting looked down on by waitstaff because I’m dining alone. Well, joke’s on you buddy. I tip well, but now you’re gonna get the min

[Reptiles] When your snake just wants to cuddle up to you while you watch a movie.

[RL] I am sitting in the animal er right now bit up, shaking, and covered in my dogs blood and I don’t know who to talk to at this time of night while I wait. [CW: Blood, and talk of dog attack]

[Reptiles] When your baby bearded dragon trusts you so much that he falls asleep on you.

[Reptiles] I love my super social baby. Just chillin with me and watching How to Train Your Dragon. lol

[RL] Just got a food order to find the driver ate half of it. Like, wtf! They didn't even take the box they'd started eating. They just gave it to us half eaten. I have no words.

[RL] Someone just banged loudly on my door and ran off when they heard the dogs barking and charging the door. I am officially freaked out because when I went to check nobody was outside at all.

I have been sick all day and I am miserable. ugh

[Work] Well this was a first. I had someone I interviewed leave without a word during a trial grooming and then leave a 1 star review on the google page about their interview. Wtf. Who DOES that?