they gave every department at my work a Nokia phone...................

everyday I come home from bathing dogs, all four of my own fur babies have their noses glued to me for 20 mins

my sibling did me a solid and helped me with the net bill NOW I CAN WATCH THE NEW QUEER EYE

me: I didn't get up early enough to eat breakfast and that was a mistake
my salon leader: you can run to McDonald's if you want here's some money, get me a thing too

[gpoy] this happens multiple times a week

[another gross tmi plurk] I cannot fucking believe................

[stranger things s3 spoilers] on episode six!!

[very gross tmi] hey plurk you know what is super not fun and will ruin your whole night?

[spoilers???] an ep and a half into stranger things season 3 and my Nancy muse is LOUD again hello

tmw you want to do something but your headache is telling you otherwise