I never understand why I am so fortunate to be surrounded by so much love. Even on the hardest days y'all keep my heart soft. Thanks you.

Just walked into my house from a road trip to the Poconos. Horrible Horrible weather. Phone is not acting right. Where's the shower? Lol.

I over slept today. It's amazing what can happen after midnight. Of course it wasn't the good kind of amazing. Just family stuff.

Wow I am getting to used to these afternoon naps. I was texting a friend and the next thing I knew I was asleep with my feet on my keyboard

I try so hard to be a good man. But as soon as I think that I'm doing good one of my friends get drunk, naked, or becomes single.

I learned two things today. 1) My cat will play with almost anything 2) Never do push-ups naked ....Oi Oi Oi!!!!!

I'm falling behind on my responsibilities as a good friend again. Sorry guys. It's been a busy week. Let us all invade Starbucks at once.

I'm enjoying some Clit 45 this morning. No, that's not the most awesome malt liquor ever. It's an incredible punk band. However I am thirsty

Exhausted & sore. I need a massage, a hot tub, & something to eat. I will start with the food. Who has magic fingers?

I was asked out om a date by a school teacher. Is it creepy that she wants me to wear a short plaid skirt? I don't think that I'm going.