Why would I want to change the world? I don't even like changing a single daiper let alone dealing with all of the global sh!t

Yes, coffee is a bean, but if the guy at the next table blows one reminder than I am going to kick his ass. It doesn't smell fresh brewed.

I will have the t-shirt web site with the Riley-isms back up in a week or two. Until then everyone will just have to go topless. Send pics.

Some smells bring back childhood memories. This morning I sniffed some glue & thought of my teen years.

Wow, I crashed early last night. I'm not sure whats happening, but I'm becoming a regular day person. Damn it I'm going to cut that shyt out

Die Antwoord web site looks like it has been hacked. It's just a page full of "Dirk f*cks whores" ping.fm/BNnoq

The most confusing type of person to be a round is someone that is both anti-social & high on ecstasy. They can never make up their minds.

I am not sure if that is really good weed or if my chair actually is taller than I remember.

I truly miss GG Allin. Punk has not been the same since.

Some people are just thick headed. I spent 20 minutes trying to convince a woman that you don't need to pre-heat a microwave oven.