I'm not saying that coffee gives me special powers, but no one has been able to prove me wrong either. Up, up, and away!

In zombie movies why do zombies always have one really bad leg? It is always an over emphasized limp.

I'm missing my hillbilly heritage right now. And the food too. Hillbilly hotdogs are delicious. Nothing beats a rattlesnake on a bun. Yum.

It's Sunday so by family tradition it is time to get out the smoke, wine, & shot guns. Who wants to ride down to West Virgina with me?

I'm not having any luck getting much work done so I am going to take an extended break to watch a Troma movie. But which one? Hmmm?

I don't mean to be so shy today. I'm in my office with my head phones on & working on some projects. IM is probably the best way to reach me

Two legally insane people in love may be a beautiful dysfunctional thing, but they should never be allowed in Victoria Secret. I feel dirty.

It has been years since I have been in school, but I really need a recess to play with somebody. And no I do not want to play dodgeball. Lol

Have y'all ever felt like shit & also had deja vu? I'm not sure if this is part of learning a life lesson or not, but it sucks all the same.

My grandfather lost his eye when I was a baby. It only made him more unique. Not everybody can play peek-a-boo by winking.