Does anybody else eat their snacks in the dark, because they believe that the calories won't be able to find them? Or is that just me?

Well guys, I'm headed to PA & then to Youngstown, but I will be back soon. Until then....

For the past 7 years someone has been spending me pics of various penises with my name written on them. Guess what I just received? Geesh!

I think that I just saw Jesus at Taco Bell last night. He would stifle a burp & turn it into a fart. I didn't feel too blessed.

I'm not really a car guy. However, I just jumped my neighbors car. It took me 10 minutes to find where my battery was. In the rear end. Lol

Good morning everybody. ... It is morning, right? Perhaps I should have some coffee, a shower, & a half naked jog in the cold weather.

"I'm here to put the dick in dixie & the cunt back in country. Cause the kind of country I'm hearing now days is bunch of sh!t to me" Hank 3

I wouldn't say that it is on my bucket list to get thrown out of every bar in town. It's more like a side effect of pursuing the actual list

If the cook is bald, but the waitress has an obvious arm pit hair situation AND you find a hair in your food how grossed out should you be?

Mama always said that I was the salt of the earth. So if your feeling a little bland let me know & I will be right over to spice up your day