This backache drained my 2-yr-old "just-in-case" narcotics supply. For derby's sake, that Robaxicet stuff better work. #painsux #ow

Watching Canadian Bacon. Sorry, _Wen_ , Strange Brew is more of a Victoria Day movie. #ocanada

Packet's licking the screen and curtain again, so we must be in for some rain.

To Canadian smokers who say American cigarettes smell terrible: Just please stop talking. You all sound like Marge Schott. #exsmoker #koff

Allergy coma commencing NOW. Setting two alarms to make sure I get up for derby practice, though.

Seriously, it's been hours. How can there still be grass left to mow in this corner of Ontario?

I woke up to the sound of no less than 3 lawnmowers, which means I woke up to allergies. On NASONEX! On CLARITIN! On Visine! TO BATTLE!

Got new bearings for my indoor wheels, so I cleaned & switched the ones on my outdoor wheels. New, clean bearings make me happy. #derby

Someone just went by driving a car with a horn that plays Dixie, but plays it badly.

This apple pecan chicken salad from Wendy's does not suck. And it's totally healthy even though it tastes like candy because it's a salad.