Attention all deities: Please see to the creation of a kickass indoor roller rink in Cornwall, Ontario. This is REALLY important. #teamwork

Asked for today off so I could go skate in Montreal, but that meant I get no hours this week. Now I can't afford to go skate in Montreal.

I requested today off so I could go to Le Taz in MTL, but b/c of that I didn't get any shifts this week. Now I can't afford a trip to MTL.

A thing that would be really nice is if Cornwall people didn't think "nice weather" meant "I should set fire to stuff in my yard". #stinky

52°F at 1am? Canada, I have some words for you. #cut #it #out #IT #IS #MARCH

I've finally finished listening to The Hunger Games. Finally.

My brain also thinks it's funny to play Abba's "Angel Eyes" on repeat while still railing pointlessly against bi-weekly pay schedules.

In bed, not sleeping because my brain has apparently scheduled THIS time slot for hating bi-weekly pay schedules. #cmonbrain

For 30 seconds, the kids upstairs stopped running and sang "Set Fire to the Rain". I'm not the biggest Adele fan, but they weren't bad.

ping.fm/wjr9J Dear Social Media: Today I skated while it snew, and then I ate some more toast.