Dear Santa Claus, For Christmas I want two things: a roller rink in Cornwall and for Christmas to be on May 2.

Packet has pudding radar. I thought she was asleep in the other room, but when I sat down with the pudding, she showed up to beg. Weird cat.

At practice tonight, I finally started to get the hang of clockwise crossovers. Yay!

So the soundtrack at work just went from SpaceOddity to Macho Man. I might be dancing alone in the break room.

I just finished The Book Thief. If you need me, I'll just be curled up here in bed with all these feelings and a rather callous cat.

MONTREAL I AM IN YOU. Your traffic is confusing and sloppy.

This is going to be a long game. #NHL_Sens vs #thenyrangers

I think this bus seat has been wiped down with Armor-All.

Lady sighs, pulls out laptop, says 'I hate this thing,' then narrates game of Solitaire. Interrobang now clearly visible above my head.

Women in waiting room discussing future arthritis problems for kids who text so much. They have thumb envy, apparently.