Fuck, Rachel. Really?!

do I really need more? I think I want it.

beer farts are the worst.

C to tha h-ill time.

maybe not. Wish I could afford to drink.

if her wearing a skirt should give me any hope. She knows how I feel!

I coughed up Jabba the Hutt 2 days ago. Right shape, right size, he even laughed at me before I flushed him!

now looks at the mortgage statement as a challenge, not a threat.

a reason to say 'redonculous'. Like, real bad!

chill-time.