I fucking love you, man!

I started this debate wanting Hillary Clinton to win. Then she started taking about economic policies that mimic Robin Hood, and she's making new regret supporting her.

White shorts? It's not a good idea.

A sippy cup full of Pepsi is not a badge of honor.

Good wedding speeches are like skirts: the shorter they are, the more interesting.

I had hoped to get through a wedding without a Princess Bride reference.

I can't believe Plurk is still around.

, "You, Sir, have fucked with the wrong geek!"

dividing fractions is just mathematical masturbation: fun, but not particularly useful.

What are you in, second grade? Calling the teacher and tattling when things don't go your way? I wouldn't call you back, either.