Florida Man on Twitter goodnight

I am now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. Available for spiritual counseling (and I also do weddings). Tell me your problems.

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ugh

The Peculiar Ascent of Bill Murray to Secular Saint NylonPinkney

I. Want. Out.

I've found it means so much more when you find that special someone to piss away your life with.

Xenophon Moscrop on Twitter so sad

I just don't think I can spend any more of my life sitting here typing code into a computer. What will become of me?