Quick, you guys. At Cracker Barrel are you supposed to give your copay to the waitress or does insurance cover it?

Just ate at Cracker Barrel for the first time in my life. A part of me has died this day.

I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

I wonder if the term ''hamfisted'' translates to other languages as awkwardly as I suspect.

Nothing says ''I've sorta lost track of things'' like a eating salad alone at Whole Foods to the tune of Journey's Separate Ways.

Tuna ball, you have bested me again.

not really doing tons of the plurking, is he?

Standing outside downtown YMCA after false fire alarm. Could be worse. Guy next to me is holding a snorkel.

What do you MEAN there's no wifi at this campground? What the hell am I paying $6 a night for? Get me the concierge. WHAT?

Finish washing car. Fling car door open. Suddenly flood crowded public car wash with ELO's ''Hold On Tight to Your Dreams.'' Kill self.