I can't even

it's alive!!!

denying your "significance" is tantamount to being ashamed of you. Someone needs a big bang on the head.

sorry babe, but seeing you isn't really the highest point of my day. Hehe ultimate bungee, here we come!

its been ages. seeing you again is going to be interesting...

whooopsss... there goes KARMA!

you're an awful person and you deserve it.

you're a loser, and always will be.

my dad works for her dad. The works of the world...

there's no bad memory in the world that can't be drowned with wine.