Would you rather... catch your mother masturbating or have your mother catch you masterbating?

Would you rather... have 3 tiny eyes or have one massive eye?

Would you rather... be raised by wolves or or reared by apes?

Would you rather... Be John Barnes or Be John Noakes?

Would you rather... get kicked in the face by a horse or get punched in the groin by a baby ?

Would you rather... be ginger or die?

Would you rather... be eva hertzagova's wonderbra or be kylie minogues bike seat?

Would you rather... never have sex again or have sex with a walrus once?

Would you rather... be sick (puke) for the rest of your life or never brush your teeth again for the rest of your life?

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