Just been to ''The dentist and Dremel''.

Is racing driver sperm ''Formula One''.

Plurk's crap.

iN MY HUMBLE OPINION, gYPSIES SHOULD TAKE IT UP THE ARSE.

As far as I'm concerned computers are doing far to much thinking.

These bastard soap companies. Is ''Surf'' an abbreviation of surfactants?.

Welsh mining distaster. Home office minion says - ''Where's Geic GLesir Gleicer?''

Interestingly enough. Haitians do not commit suicide.

Bobby Zselmet's no friend of mine.

The Bermuda / Tax dodge / Twin identity scam.