Take Me Nowhere is still alive, it's just changed homes. Check out blasph3.me for all future updates and some other naughty things.

TakeMeNowhere.org is giving away a Blueberry Buzz from Babeland_Toys! Enter to #win here: tinyurl.com/37wygyy #giveaway

New layout is up on ping.fm/iBfTJ!

Just got my 00g plugs through finally, after having them for like 6 months now. Matching tongue ring, too. Now to see if there's a lip ring.

"Dozens of sea turtles have died since the spill began, but the cause is yet to be determined." (tinyurl.com/22p5ah7) Uhh, srsly?!

New blog post! Ten Tips for a Healthy, Happy Relationship @ tinyurl.com/26su77o

Ocean Spray Blueberry Pomegranate juice is the shit. It's so fucking delicious, I want an IV of it.

Homemade graham cracker crust. Banana Cream pudding, with Dark Chocolate mousse waved through, and real Whipped Cream on top. Heaven? Yuhhh!

Also worth bitching about: Every time I fill out a FAFSA, it randomly selects ME for verification. WHY CAN'T I JUST START SCHOOL!? hate. it.

I wish the warranty covered the mouse... Now I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my money on a new one, since I suck at keeping receipts.