I ran in to an old friend the other day. And a table. And a couple walls.
he bra section is the one place where you fail if you get an A.
Marijuana: The reason man discovered fire.
Sick of being the only one trying.
When Chris Brown is all like "look at me now" and you're just like ...
I've never heard a Helen Keller joke that offended me
No one can make me smile quite like you do.
It's crazy how I like you, but I barely even talk to you.
My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" say what the fck "I" want , when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you dont like it "I" Dont Give A FCK!!”
When memories hit you, it hurts like fuck.