being your own headcanon for a character is simultaneously awesome and life ruining levels of embarrassing all at the same time.

i still have that little kid thing going on where people i don't like AREN'T ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS I LIKE, NO THAT'S /MY/ THING THAT I LIKE GET OUT

i keep trying to sing the parts that aren't words but i think i've got it

nnnnnONNONONOOOOO IM SO FUCKING MAD I GOT THE FLU AGAIN. ADGHAUFHJDGJ FCUK

man, i really hate existing.

someday people will understand that it's nothing against them in particular when i hate them for saying good morning to me. it's before noon and i'm awake, i hate /everything/.

i spaced out in the shower and for a second i was really mad and confused because everything was wet.

i have a fever but i actually like this, i have so many great dreams and ideas when i have a fever.

i don't care who gave you the clock, i'm going to smash it, gut you, and sew you back up with the pieces inside if i have to keep listening to it go off every hour.

i'm stuck between wanting to vomit and wanting to duct-tape all the doors and windows and burn the house down while everyone's sleeping.