so i totally forgot plurk was a thing, does anybody else remember it? i wanna say no.

"i'll never totally get people the way i get computers" is still the basic summary of my life

my libido followed me to work today, i didn't order sexual frustration for lunch fuck this

i want cake but too lazy for baking right now hnnneurghusgj

i want to shriek and gush about how fuckin' great my boyfriends are but i still don't wanna annoy people with all my relationship dokis jhjsdfjdfjmnsyhbgn im just like super happy ohmifuck

i wish i wasn't so dramatic

i'm just going to accept that i am a tangible bundle of pure rage and hypersexuality, okay

i swear to fucking god, i will kill you

today i tried to braid my bangs because i got bored and now they keep sticking straight out, falling asleep with wet hair is bad sometimes

forgetting to take off my binder when i go to bed and just laying on the floor to make sad whale sounds when i wake up, because ohmigod my ribs my boobs my everything above my waist :'|