10 people liked your Facebook status? Oh, you are so popular.
Since when did bathrooms become photo booths?
Oh, you post Bible verses on Facebook? You're definitely getting into heaven.
I use my phone for: Texting, Talking & Pretending I'm Texting someone when I'm in awkward situation.
It's not that I'm hard to get along with; it's just that I can't stand 95% of the population.
First Day of School Moments: "Introduce yourself to your classmates" * awkward*
I'm not weird. I'm just not your definition of normal.
When you have to study, even the wall of your bedroom looks more interesting.
Those random moods when you just want to kill everyone for no apparent reason.
That annoying moment when you take your headphones out of your pocket and they're tangled into a trillion knots!