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@theavarice
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male Malden, MA, United States
I'm so damn clever. This guy. Clever as hell.
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5 hours ago 4
I GOTTA NAP but after: I see your love meme links. I'm coming for your asses 2 Fast and 2 Furious
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23 hours ago 51
[Heckin' Game] bskgjgsb MY BOY DREW ME BOI and it's so fucking cute (yes I know, I am ruining the Plurk machine but I'm sharing boyfriend art, I'm allowed) https://images.plurk.com/5ADQKiJtYzmCSlL93nGPW9.png
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Yesterday 15 @Edit Yesterday
[Slightly NSFW I guess? Not really. Just funny pole dancing] Me too man me too

Holy Guacamole (@guacbottom2) • Instagram reel
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Yesterday 48
[Meme] I didn't do this yesterday and I'm late to the party but. My character's defining trait according to yours?
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2 days ago 14 @Edit 2 days ago
Me driving a UHaul van through the greater Boston area with zero fucks left to give: I'mma get in that lane. You may think you're slick trying to box me out in your BMW or Mercedes Benz but I promise, I will be merging into that lane
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2 days ago 13
[Meme] KICKS DOWN THE DOOR I know I did this like a week ago but I don't give a shit. I'm going to write stupid little one shots if you let me. Might not be today.

If you want a specific little story, give me a subject, a tune, or anything you're craving.
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2 days ago 9
Running Through the City with 30 Minutes to Spare in Heeled Cowboy Boots: a Cardio Workout by Tony
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3 days ago 35
[FMA: B] Fuck it's sold out, but holy shit. If I could have bought any fan merch, this would have been it. CW: uh. Hilarious, but sword stabbings
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3 days ago 69 @Edit 3 days ago
[Meme] I AM making this shit up, middle fingers to the law. But if there were absolutely no rules whatsoever, what threads would ya want with asshole incarnate? BECAUSE LEMME TELL YA (this just turned into me rambling about shit)
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4 days ago 13
Gently strikes a match, tosses it onto Salesforce

So anyway, here's Wonderwall