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The fridge is on and the beer is cold

Just finished updating my NewMySpace profile with work history. I have had 44 jobs in my life so far

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Getting a motorbike today

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did an epic Budda Mountain trek at dawn today in tiger infested jungles.

Flying out of Phuket to Koh Samui then ferry to Koh Phangan. Full moon party here I come!!!