Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

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cooking chowder for lunch

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Players only love you when they play.

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1 day at work = 1 pair of eye bags. I therefore conclude that I have 3 nice and dark pairo' eye bags! saya!

wow, monthly anniversary? how sweet, dummy!

Hi. You're great, 'cause you fake it so real.