why the breeze feels like cold fingers trailing up his spine. Wait a second! Those are cold fingers!

his life would make a boring reality show. Thank goodness.

red rum. readying his rum. rumbling in his ready room. rooming with a redhead. reading red rummy tiles.

very excited that Jem finally left himself signed in so I can get him back with a covert plurk.

my first smoking gun story! - is.gd/95G0z

which bonehead thought up bombs. Bad move.

getting dizzy and seeing stars. I used to believe they were angels.

to finish his article, but feeling lazy.

when people tell him "shame on you for not carrying ..." Listen, person, I will order you a copy. It will be here Monday.

that the best-laid plans often seem to just lay there.