ladawn Morning Sunshine!

Good Morning my Wee Bastards!

But I don't want to be hugged from the inside Quiznos! That's called Colitus!

ashleybird may I suggest a strap-on?

spankme you haven't seen my "flogging in Kilt" pics? Hell! Now every damn Dom, Dick and Harry wears one.

akelaa I horked up a jumbo prawn the other day...and I haven't had shrimp since the spring of '52!

spankme VICTOR...wait. You say something about knickers? ...fuck it...(hitches Kilt) VICTORY!!

ashleybird heheh...glad it was entertaining! Now bow before the awe that is Tutivillus and his Wubbie of GODDAMN DOOM!

spankme then pull up yer shorts and sing like The Duke! Our enemies shall soil themselves in terror!!

I have decided that I will begin a reign of terror. Oh yes. A fucking wee reign of terror!