Whenever I find the key to success.. someone changes the lock..!!
why "all together" is written separate, and "separate" is written all together.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
attempted to 'dance like no one was watching,' but someone happened to be watching and mistook my dancing for a seizure.
met a new friend
that there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, i walk faster.