plurks you long and hard

plurking and farting

new black midi album is so unbelievably slay it makes me plurk uncontrollably

good morning shitterzz

walking into a bar hitting on women like "yeah i'm kind of a big deal. 7 friends on plurk"

woke up an hour and a half into sgf literally not missing anything lets gooo

internet so bad it took me like three hours to download the new escape simulator dlc (1.7gb)

in 2019 i was all "is 100 gecs debut album '1000 gecs' a metamordernist critique of postmodernism and an examination (and ironic endorsement) of our current internet obsessed hyper consumerist culture" and now i'm normal

every time i read anything written by dfw im always like. "and he didnt even get to see twitter..."

i am behaving normally