[computer] Me: tries to do the apparently strenuous task of editing a Discord message.
My laptop: freezes the browser for five minutes.

[cats/happy] OKAY SO. WE HAVE SOME SEMI-STRAYS OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE FOR MONTHS AND USUALLY THEY'RE VERY SKITTISH AND RUN AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT BUT

[family] Another day, another argument between my mom and brother because you can't so much as breathe the same air as him without him finding some way to get personally offended by it.

[rl/internet] Internet's supposed to go off tonight, and my phone's been out for days too, so I'm probably going to disappear for a bit.

Ships you would sail with me? Ranma, Shantae, MacReady, Gine

Describe my characters as ket

Ranma's up on the event!

[cw: animal death]

[rp/escordvi] faceplants

SLAMS DESK