Buhay pa pala 'tong Plurk account ko.

Wear matching pantulog tonight for a maximum cold, rainy night slumber experience.

"10% off" is stupid. It's like, "Oh hey we're gonna slash 30 bucks off that so you can have enough money to buy a soda on the way home."

Catholics today be like "Lemme Instagram this church in black and white before I pray."

Ang tunay na ganda, effortless, wala masyadong tiis-tiis na nalalaman pa.

We're busting our asses to survive our job one day at a time, only to be insulted by Cynthia Villar?

Learn not to overstay your welcome too much. #goodguesttips

Against my mind, against my body, against my spirit, against all that is right, and probably against all the laws of physics, I am up.

Just let me not wear pants, society.

PMS = Putek Masungit Siya