when you double a recipe there are certain factors to consider...

I'm not sure my employer considered the implications of one of the options for my 5 year anniversary gift being a blood pressure monitor

What makes a character Yubsie bait?

Squall was not prepared for the bath commentary. "That ball floats because it's light. The other one sinks because it's heavy. Yeah, that's your penis."

The scammers are behind the times. This call from "Amazon customer service" claims I have an order for an iPhone 13

Hey plurk? How many of your problems have you solved a by biting your mother?

when the bus company says "you'll get there faster if you walk, actually" and it's not super close

Me: Okay, so how does this big change impact this other process?
Boss: [Detailed explanation of how it affects the process it would LOGICALLY impact that sounds like it's under control]
Me: Okay, you're about to be horrified because... that wasn't what I was asking about

I'm back to work today but I don't have a laptop so I'm going through the website and making notes

In my defense, I was left unsupervised