Original - Prancercise: A Fitness Workout Come on, you know you want to. 
(Apologies if already posted somewhere on my neglected Plurkline...)
I'm sorry, but I just can't muster up enough camel toe to go along with our leading lady.
Skeered now! The thought of exercising with that much jewelry and a wig on just exhausts me!
cameltoe
and she mentions her pants
The thing that I find funny is that this is how all of the horse-crazy girls in my elementary school trotted around the schoolyard as they pretended to ride their imaginary horses. (I shot imaginary arrows.)